E.T. 4: The Rise of Jar Jar

Synopsis
During the Allied invasion of Nazi Germany in 1945, three American soldiers stumble upon a Nazi base. Inside, they find the Nazis' secret new weapon: two clones of Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Mk 1 and Jar Jar Mk 2. The soldiers trigger Jar Jar Mk 1 to deploy. Jar Jar kills the soldiers and escapes the base.

In 2018, E.T. and Elliott settle down in North Kingstown. They live an extravagant life of debauchery, flaunting money, hookers, and guns. One day, two armed intruders enter E.T. and Elliot's house, kill one of the prostitutes, and capture E.T. and Elliott. E.T. is tortured by the first henchmen by having vinegar and baking soda poured into his mouth. E.T. makes a finger circle, which surprisingly kills his kidnapper. Meanwhile, Elliott is separately being forced to lick a plunger by Jar Jar and the second henchman.

E.T. roams North Kingstown looking for Elliott. E.T. comes across Kit Fisto in the forest. Annoyed, Kit explains that he does not know where Elliott is. Jar Jar teleports to them and fights Kit Fisto. While being force choked by Jar Jar, E.T. uses his finger circle powers again, forcing Jar Jar to flee. Kit realizes E.T.'s power and agrees to train him in his eventual showdown with Jar Jar. Kit gives E.T. a magic potion to channel his power.

Kit Fisto explains that Elliott was likely captured by Jar Jar. Kit also reveals that there are multiple Jar Jar clones who have been capturing and murdering people across the galaxy, like his daughter Rey, for some unknown purpose. Kit Fisto trains E.T. with physical exercises and teaches him to practice the finger circle and roast hand, two powers that will help him defeat Jar Jar Mk 1. Finally, Kit presents E.T. with the Infinity Gauntlet and explains that while their species cannot wield its power, humans like Elliott can.

E.T. locates Elliott and his captors, Jar Jar and the second henchman. E.T. frees Elliott and and gives him the Infinity Gauntlet. E.T. blocks an attack from the acolyte's plunger but is knocked to the ground by Jar Jar's telekinesis. E.T. retaliates with a roast hand, killing the goon. Jar Jar charges up an energy ball to attack Elliott. Using the Infinity Gauntlet, Elliott shoots an energy ball back. While Jar Jar and Elliott are locked in stalemate of opposing energy, E.T. distracts Jar Jar by wagging his finger. E.T. eventually points down to his finger circle, killing Jar Jar Mk 1. E.T. and Elliott reunite and walk off into the horizon.

Notable Characters

 * E.T.
 * Elliott
 * Jar Jar Mk 1
 * Jar Jar Mk 1's henchmen
 * Kit Fisto
 * Rey
 * Jar Jar Mk 2

Soundtrack

 * AFRICA by NKBANGERS - Skype Edition